[ this logically should not be private but whatever. we're at the swamp during box surfacing time and he's going to be a pathetic little bitch about it because he saw someone who reached into that water come out with leeches and noooo fucking way.
so he goes to beg the tallest person around to do this for him, and the tallest person happens to be... this huge red woman, good god. okay. he feels less great about asking a woman to do this, but also, look at her. she's probably reached into plenty of swamps before, so he won't discriminate. ]
Um, excuse me! Do you think you could help me with that box over there? [ points to it, where it's bobbing around somewhere near the shore. ] I can't reach far enough...
[ puts us in a time loop so karlach and daan can both help him ruin rosie's life ]
[ well, todomatsu blew the shitty popsicle stand that is their haunted village and escaped to the new and improved area as soon as he learned of its existence, and now he's standing outside the cutest little house in the area and looking at it thoughtfully. ]
anyway, you can find karlach on the beach. she's slamming something into a tree over and over and over again. it looks like a piece of furniture or something. it doesn't matter what it is she's just beating the shit out of a tree.]
[ welp. sighs and sits down outside the barrier. (I GUESS I'M JUST ASSUMING THAT'S WHERE SHE IS SINCE CAMILLE GOT BABYJAILED THERE?? CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.) how's she looking. ]
intro weekend, saturday
so he goes to beg the tallest person around to do this for him, and the tallest person happens to be... this huge red woman, good god. okay. he feels less great about asking a woman to do this, but also, look at her. she's probably reached into plenty of swamps before, so he won't discriminate. ]
Um, excuse me! Do you think you could help me with that box over there? [ points to it, where it's bobbing around somewhere near the shore. ] I can't reach far enough...
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w0, monday
waves... ]
Where'd you end up?
[ do you fit there... ]
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w0, friday
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w0, SATURDAY 2
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w1, monday
[ well, todomatsu blew the shitty popsicle stand that is their haunted village and escaped to the new and improved area as soon as he learned of its existence, and now he's standing outside the cutest little house in the area and looking at it thoughtfully. ]
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w1, THURSDAY
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w1, FRIDAY
anyway, you can find karlach on the beach. she's slamming something into a tree over and over and over again. it looks like a piece of furniture or something. it doesn't matter what it is she's just beating the shit out of a tree.]
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w2, MONDAY
and also, hello, surprise memory!]
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w2, saturday
todomatsu is still in kind of in a daze after all of that because jesus fucking christ. where are we, can we just lie down. ]
Well. I guess we actually did catch all of them this time.
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w3, MONDAY
imagine you say no and it's just the end of the thread]
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