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too much candy gonna rot your soul - scawwy pcs: karlach
[this was my secret plan to murder you on a monday and you fell for it
no, he can make his way in just a little, which is fine because immediately a dog comes bounding out of the woods excitedly, barking at top volume. he sees totty, and his tail goes so fast he might take off if he's not careful.
pets? pets for dog?]
no, he can make his way in just a little, which is fine because immediately a dog comes bounding out of the woods excitedly, barking at top volume. he sees totty, and his tail goes so fast he might take off if he's not careful.
pets? pets for dog?]
[ NO THAT'S NOT PICKLES!!!!
how big is this dog because if it's big enough to knock him over he is in fact going to run the other way because MAYBE THIS IS MURDER MONDAY, he doesn't trust this place not to kill him off schedule after ishtar last week!!!
if it's more moderately sized he's... still going to take a few steps back because he is really just not much of an animal person even though this dog is giving off very friendly vibes ]
Uh... hi...?
how big is this dog because if it's big enough to knock him over he is in fact going to run the other way because MAYBE THIS IS MURDER MONDAY, he doesn't trust this place not to kill him off schedule after ishtar last week!!!
if it's more moderately sized he's... still going to take a few steps back because he is really just not much of an animal person even though this dog is giving off very friendly vibes ]
Uh... hi...?
[he's like typical mutt size? like husky, maybe, that kind of big. scrawny, though.
he bounds up, though - he does pause when totty takes a few steps back, tilting his head. whines...]
he bounds up, though - he does pause when totty takes a few steps back, tilting his head. whines...]
[ looks around helplessly like IS THIS SOMEBODY'S DOG??? COME GET IT??
but nobody came
looks back to it again... ]
Did you get lost? This is a pretty spooky place to do that.
but nobody came
looks back to it again... ]
Did you get lost? This is a pretty spooky place to do that.
[settles down in the dirt, belly to the floor, ears pinned back.
and gives a little boof. like he's replying.]
and gives a little boof. like he's replying.]
Is that a yes or a no........
[sir he is a dog he cannot speak
iiiiiinches closer...
totty can probably hear yelling somewhere, now.]
iiiiiinches closer...
totty can probably hear yelling somewhere, now.]
[ HE'S AN ANIME CHARACTER AND THE ONLY DOG HE'S INTERACTED WITH RECENTLY IS PICKLES, HIS EXPECTATIONS ARE SKEWED ]
Eh-?
[ looks around again... is it familiar yelling? how is the dog reacting to it? ]
Eh-?
[ looks around again... is it familiar yelling? how is the dog reacting to it? ]
[i think this dog should get a translator too in order to be fair
anyway, yeah, he does react - he lifts his head, and stands up, tilting his head. and then he looks at totty, whines, and starts going towards the yelling. which sounds like karlach, actually, so yes, familiar yelling.]
anyway, yeah, he does react - he lifts his head, and stands up, tilting his head. and then he looks at totty, whines, and starts going towards the yelling. which sounds like karlach, actually, so yes, familiar yelling.]
[ oh good. going to follow this dog then...! ]
[well, the dog leads him off in that direction, sticking close like he intends to protect totty.
the good news is: karlach is here and can be easily seen in the woods!
the bad news is she is being pursued by three giant spiders.]
the good news is: karlach is here and can be easily seen in the woods!
the bad news is she is being pursued by three giant spiders.]
[ oh... thank you, dog
but hm! yikes! it may be alpha week but he's not a complete idiot, so he is just going to keep hanging back and watching this for a moment.
does it look like she's actually in danger... dog-sized spiders can't be that big to her, right? ]
but hm! yikes! it may be alpha week but he's not a complete idiot, so he is just going to keep hanging back and watching this for a moment.
does it look like she's actually in danger... dog-sized spiders can't be that big to her, right? ]
[totty said fuck that, that's none of my business
she's running from them and yelling for something called scratch, so maybe she's in danger, but it looks like she's looking for something.]
she's running from them and yelling for something called scratch, so maybe she's in danger, but it looks like she's looking for something.]
[ looks to the dog when she yells that like, IS THAT YOU? ARE YOU SCRATCH? ]