[ they can be at the spa! they're relaxing! owner is squinting at the items in here, and will turn to look at totty... when the mem void strikes.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

he just sighs. ]

Okay. Is this just the new thing this week?

[ kind of squints at him for a moment afterward like ............i see

and then continues massaging this cream into his face. ]

I guess so? Ugghhh... that's going to be so annoying to deal with...

[ he just knows his brothers are going to manage to humiliate him even in absentia through his memories. thank god they have this spa to help them de-stress!!!! ]

[ i love todomatsu. since he does not say anything, owner won't either. ]

Mm. Perhaps it might be best to avoid others?

[ looks at ryo and mephisto, all my memshares with you are like this. just mutual "cool that happened but let's pretend otherwise".

anyway, todomatsu values privacy and generally doesn't talk about his life much even with his family (and, admittedly, is usually not that interested in others' lives), and since owner doesn't seem interested in killing him, he thinks it's probably safe to consider this Not His Business. ]

Probably. You think most people are going to be down checking out the new planet today? I'd rather stay up here out of the sun anyway...

I can't really say I am much of a desert fan. I was really hoping for a beach...

[ he sounds genuinely disappointed by this turn of events. sand, but not the right kind of sand... ]

Same! Who wants to trudge through sand in the heat if you're not even going to get to hang out at the ocean at the end?

[ sighs ]

Thank god this was the week they finally gave us moisturizer, at least.

[ you know i've been debating what serious memory to give you but since we're on this topic now i'm just giving you the fucking mad max lube parody for now (2:15 - 13:27, watch at your leisure). into the void we go for an exclusive screening. ]

...I don't know if that really counts as a memory.

[ I SEE. I SEE!!!!!!!

he picks up some perfume and sniffs it after the memory ends. ]

Whoa... you must be used to the desert's heat then!

[ ignores literally everything else about what he just witnessed. ]

Uh, that was just for that one gag segment, it's not like I spent more than a day there...

I see...

[ he doesn't.



he starts looking for lube in here. ]

[ watches him... ]

What are you looking for?

The lube.

...Ah. I'm not sure if they'll have that in here...? It's... more of a sex thing than a spa thing...

... ah.

[ ah.... ]

Recommend something to me then.

Mmm... gel creams with hyaluronic acid are usually pretty effective! Or if you want something more natural, royal jelly is nice.

[ he really does have recs...

acid sounds questionable ]

Can we try the royal jelly?