Same! Who wants to trudge through sand in the heat if you're not even going to get to hang out at the ocean at the end?

[ sighs ]

Thank god this was the week they finally gave us moisturizer, at least.

[ you know i've been debating what serious memory to give you but since we're on this topic now i'm just giving you the fucking mad max lube parody for now (2:15 - 13:27, watch at your leisure). into the void we go for an exclusive screening. ]

...I don't know if that really counts as a memory.

[ I SEE. I SEE!!!!!!!

he picks up some perfume and sniffs it after the memory ends. ]

Whoa... you must be used to the desert's heat then!

[ ignores literally everything else about what he just witnessed. ]

Uh, that was just for that one gag segment, it's not like I spent more than a day there...

I see...

[ he doesn't.



he starts looking for lube in here. ]

[ watches him... ]

What are you looking for?

The lube.

...Ah. I'm not sure if they'll have that in here...? It's... more of a sex thing than a spa thing...

... ah.

[ ah.... ]

Recommend something to me then.

Mmm... gel creams with hyaluronic acid are usually pretty effective! Or if you want something more natural, royal jelly is nice.

[ he really does have recs...

acid sounds questionable ]

Can we try the royal jelly?