Oh, that's going to be really bad.

But I did ask for it.

Yeah, so now you're not allowed to leave until we either finish it or decide we can't take it anymore. Live with the consequences of your actions.

Pfft, please, I could handle it. Can you?

Of course! My whole life's a shitty comedy.

[ he means that literally. ]

That's—kind of relatable.

[ she doesn't... or does she ]

Then... [ she stares at the tv for a bit ] It's kind of better than sitting in silence.

[ and moping. ]