[ bud you could have literally pulled yourself a 10 and gotten a smooch from anyone. no one would question it. sad!

well, he does, in fact, pull the phone out from his pocket, but he doesn't hand it back quite yet. ]

This thing? 'Course not. Do you think all infernals are thieves? Found it in the bathroom. Must have dropped it.

[ it said second closest person and he followed the rules and got stuck with a roach man and then he never got a second chance!!!!! ]

I don't even know what an infernal is, I just think you personally are a thief because I had it with me until you touched my back and fucked off forever when you were supposed to be getting me a drink! And, you know, because YOU HAVE IT NOW. Don't give me that found it in the bathroom bullshit!!

[ holding the phone up. ]

What'll you pay for it?

Huh?! Nothing, because it's mine and I already paid for it when I BOUGHT IT!