[ tracking lucien down when he's like halfway sobered up and aware that his phone is gone and has managed to put two and two together because like nobody else touched him at that party UNFORTUNATELY!!! ]

DID YOU STEAL MY PHONE???

[ bud you could have literally pulled yourself a 10 and gotten a smooch from anyone. no one would question it. sad!

well, he does, in fact, pull the phone out from his pocket, but he doesn't hand it back quite yet. ]

This thing? 'Course not. Do you think all infernals are thieves? Found it in the bathroom. Must have dropped it.

[ it said second closest person and he followed the rules and got stuck with a roach man and then he never got a second chance!!!!! ]

I don't even know what an infernal is, I just think you personally are a thief because I had it with me until you touched my back and fucked off forever when you were supposed to be getting me a drink! And, you know, because YOU HAVE IT NOW. Don't give me that found it in the bathroom bullshit!!

[ holding the phone up. ]

What'll you pay for it?

Huh?! Nothing, because it's mine and I already paid for it when I BOUGHT IT!