[ looks at his canon, there is no way this is the filthiest string of curses he's ever heard in his life. but anyway.

wanders over to see what's— who the hell is that. ]

...Um. Are you good over here?

[ *in game. ]

ABSOLUTELY FINE. WE ARE ALL GOOD HERE-

[ wow, good to know his volume levels have just always been like this, huh ]

Then be less loud??!!

What are you talking about??

—Actually, where did you even come from?

[ TUGS ON A CHEEK, PULLS ON HIS HAIR ]

DON'T YOU SEE THIS? AM I NOT MISSING SOMETHING?!


[ surely this freakout reminds you of someone ]

[ yeah actually ]

.....Shen-kun...?

[ throws his hands up in victory ]

HE GETS IT.

Okay, if anything I think you should be thanking me for not seeing a millennial otaku and immediately thinking of you.

What is this?

[ .....tbf, yeah. he just scrunches his millennial nose at totty and ta-da poses ]

This is my real body. My very dead, real body.



[ ............. DOES THIS MAKE HIM A ZOMBIE? ]

[ well he has also been a zombie (specifically a christmas zombie? ok) so that's fine i guess. ]

Huh. What's the other one then?

[ a what now ]

The novel character I got isekai'd into.

[ idk man ]

Ohh, I guess that explains it. Did you get hit by a car or what?

[ every day i ask myself what the fuck is this series about

meanwhile, sqq from an equally stupid series turns pink ]

If only. No, I uh. Ahem. Got food poisoning*.




[ *theoretically. the options are he ate expired food, choked on a bao, or simply raged so hard he died on the spot. rip king ]

...Yikes. That's unfortunate.

[ WEARY!!! ]

You're telling me. From cursing the novel to being stuck in it is a terrible path to take.