What are you talking about??

—Actually, where did you even come from?

[ TUGS ON A CHEEK, PULLS ON HIS HAIR ]

DON'T YOU SEE THIS? AM I NOT MISSING SOMETHING?!


[ surely this freakout reminds you of someone ]

[ yeah actually ]

.....Shen-kun...?

[ throws his hands up in victory ]

HE GETS IT.

Okay, if anything I think you should be thanking me for not seeing a millennial otaku and immediately thinking of you.

What is this?

[ .....tbf, yeah. he just scrunches his millennial nose at totty and ta-da poses ]

This is my real body. My very dead, real body.



[ ............. DOES THIS MAKE HIM A ZOMBIE? ]

[ well he has also been a zombie (specifically a christmas zombie? ok) so that's fine i guess. ]

Huh. What's the other one then?

[ a what now ]

The novel character I got isekai'd into.

[ idk man ]

Ohh, I guess that explains it. Did you get hit by a car or what?

[ every day i ask myself what the fuck is this series about

meanwhile, sqq from an equally stupid series turns pink ]

If only. No, I uh. Ahem. Got food poisoning*.




[ *theoretically. the options are he ate expired food, choked on a bao, or simply raged so hard he died on the spot. rip king ]

...Yikes. That's unfortunate.

[ WEARY!!! ]

You're telling me. From cursing the novel to being stuck in it is a terrible path to take.