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too much candy gonna rot your soul - scawwy pcs: yuffie
[ sipp i have no idea what you're insinuating so you tell me where we are and what we're doing aside from existing in normal clothes again. ]
[ we are existing in normal clothing!!! and yuffie is approaching totty, looking him up and down ]
Uh huh... uh huh...
[ look at my keywords eric ]
So you're Todomatsu, huh? [ she has no problem pronouncing it ]
Uh huh... uh huh...
[ look at my keywords eric ]
So you're Todomatsu, huh? [ she has no problem pronouncing it ]
[ FUCKING HELP ME
meanwhile he is blissfully unaware that you're slandering him with your icons ]
Yep, that's right!
[ winning smile!! ]
And you're...
[ ...hm. he didn't pay as much attention to her profile as he did to some of the other girls' once he saw her age, so he just has kind of a vague recollection of what her name looked like. ]
...Ahh, sorry, I'm kind of bad with names! It started with Yu, right?
meanwhile he is blissfully unaware that you're slandering him with your icons ]
Yep, that's right!
[ winning smile!! ]
And you're...
[ ...hm. he didn't pay as much attention to her profile as he did to some of the other girls' once he saw her age, so he just has kind of a vague recollection of what her name looked like. ]
...Ahh, sorry, I'm kind of bad with names! It started with Yu, right?
[ check this one too ]
The great Yuffie! And don't you forget it.
[ also wow rude totty..... except not really, good job not creeping on a 16 year old ]
But there an awful lot of us here. And I'm getting the feeling we're all from different places.
The great Yuffie! And don't you forget it.
[ also wow rude totty..... except not really, good job not creeping on a 16 year old ]
But there an awful lot of us here. And I'm getting the feeling we're all from different places.
[ hey she's here to fuss ]
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
[ he's cleaned up by now and no longer in bloody clothes, and now has a bandage around one of his hands, but he's still pale as hell. ]
Uh, sorry about Pickles.
[ he's cleaned up by now and no longer in bloody clothes, and now has a bandage around one of his hands, but he's still pale as hell. ]
Uh, sorry about Pickles.
Not your fault. [ waves it off because she doesn't want to admit she has feelings. no more feelings ]
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
[ that's so valid, he fucking hates feelings. ]
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I could be a lot worse off...
[ looks at... the others from this cyoa... ]
Buuut I could be a lot better, too.
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I could be a lot worse off...
[ looks at... the others from this cyoa... ]
Buuut I could be a lot better, too.
[ post-mini event, now that she already knows there are six of them... have another memory ]
[ help. ]
[ this is actually worse than she thought. six grown ass man depending on their parents for income?? totty please ]
[ ... although ]
I do have to appreciate the hustle.
[ she will give him that much ]
[ this is actually worse than she thought. six grown ass man depending on their parents for income?? totty please ]
[ ... although ]
I do have to appreciate the hustle.
[ she will give him that much ]
[ AT LEAST THE STARBUCKS MEMORY PROVED THAT HE DID IN FACT GET A JOB AT SOME POINT
BRIEFLY ]
Haha, thanks! That's kind of my specialty.
BRIEFLY ]
Haha, thanks! That's kind of my specialty.
[ that is true. good job getting a job ]
Yeah? Being all sneaky and clever?
[ relatable ]
Yeah? Being all sneaky and clever?
[ relatable ]
[ it's a few hours after execution since she literally just disappeared as soon as it finished, but wherever totty is, yuffie drops in on him. ]
Hey.
Hey.
[ idfk where he is i guess throws him in the house since i'm going to make that tl in a few anyway ]
Hey. Holding in there okay?
Hey. Holding in there okay?
Pssh. I'm kicking ass as always.
[ hence why she disappeared for hours, clearly ]
You? It's been a crazy week, even by this place's standards.
[ hence why she disappeared for hours, clearly ]
You? It's been a crazy week, even by this place's standards.
Crazy but less objectively awful than last week, so I guess I'll take it.
[ THOUGH THIS WEEK WAS PRETTY AWFUL FOR HIM PERSONALLY ]
[ THOUGH THIS WEEK WAS PRETTY AWFUL FOR HIM PERSONALLY ]
[ on the boardwalk trying to take some aesthetic selfies with a stick of cotton candy and the ferris wheel in the background!! he's looking very cute and cheerful while he does this but his thoughts are more like ughhhh this is just embarrassing, why am i being tortured with cute date spots days after being rejected in front of god and everyone? why did you even do that on rejection week you stupid fucking neet virgin piece of shit???? god!! if she really wants to alleviate someone's suffering she should just put me down already!!! ]
[ HELP, TOTTY.... ]
Bark! Hey, Totty!
[ yuffie looks very cheerful today. despite the barking. ]
Maybe we should be getting away from cute date spots.....
Bark! Hey, Totty!
[ yuffie looks very cheerful today. despite the barking. ]
Maybe we should be getting away from cute date spots.....
[ BARKS ]
Ah...
[ don't call him out like this ]
...Can you maybe just pretend you didn't hear that, actually? The— not the bark.
Ah...
[ don't call him out like this ]
...Can you maybe just pretend you didn't hear that, actually? The— not the bark.
[ It's for my sake, too, I don't think I'm ever going to get a date... ]
Well, what are ya offering in return for my silence? Woof.
[ uh oh ]
Well, what are ya offering in return for my silence? Woof.
[ uh oh ]
[ is she at the house or the temporary church clinic... pokes his head in ]
Yuffie-chan? How are you doing?
Yuffie-chan? How are you doing?
[ she's at the house! completely wrapped in a blanket so you can barely see any of her. she lifts her arm to wave to totty, but winces ]
Hey, Totty. Shitty, but.... that's just the same as always, right?
[ she is weirdly shaky. also, big sense of regret and guilt and self-loathing ]
Hey, Totty. Shitty, but.... that's just the same as always, right?
[ she is weirdly shaky. also, big sense of regret and guilt and self-loathing ]
[ ah... ]
Yeah, I get that.
[ he has also been projecting a lot of self-loathing this week, so He Does. ]
Do you want me to bring you some of the painkillers, or did you already get some of those?
Yeah, I get that.
[ he has also been projecting a lot of self-loathing this week, so He Does. ]
Do you want me to bring you some of the painkillers, or did you already get some of those?
[ nooooo totty whyyyyyy ]
Painkillers.
.... Please.
[ give ]
Painkillers.
.... Please.
[ give ]
[ at the market tuesday morning, currently in front of a stall of handmade ceramics ]
Think we should bring back some more dishes for the house? Though I guess the aesthetics would kind of clash.
Think we should bring back some more dishes for the house? Though I guess the aesthetics would kind of clash.