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drymonster) wrote2024-06-08 01:34 pm
drymonster) wrote2024-06-08 01:34 pm
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scawwy pcs: karlach
you'd think i'd set up posts in advance eventually
[ this logically should not be private but whatever. we're at the swamp during box surfacing time and he's going to be a pathetic little bitch about it because he saw someone who reached into that water come out with leeches and noooo fucking way.
so he goes to beg the tallest person around to do this for him, and the tallest person happens to be... this huge red woman, good god. okay. he feels less great about asking a woman to do this, but also, look at her. she's probably reached into plenty of swamps before, so he won't discriminate. ]
Um, excuse me! Do you think you could help me with that box over there? [ points to it, where it's bobbing around somewhere near the shore. ] I can't reach far enough...
so he goes to beg the tallest person around to do this for him, and the tallest person happens to be... this huge red woman, good god. okay. he feels less great about asking a woman to do this, but also, look at her. she's probably reached into plenty of swamps before, so he won't discriminate. ]
Um, excuse me! Do you think you could help me with that box over there? [ points to it, where it's bobbing around somewhere near the shore. ] I can't reach far enough...
[it's fine they can have a private swampfest. anyway, he's right, she's been in so many swamps and all of them have sucked, so she doesn't mind this one.
when he toddles over, she blinks a few times, and then gives him a grin.]
Oh, hey, sure. No worries, I got it. Which one is it again? [she's happy to help!! she's probably already in her default outfit, her box shut on the ground next to where she was sitting. the most notable thing about her is her chest is glowing a soft red, like a pulse.
she'll wade in to grab it. leeches do not bother her, her best friend is a leech.]
when he toddles over, she blinks a few times, and then gives him a grin.]
Oh, hey, sure. No worries, I got it. Which one is it again? [she's happy to help!! she's probably already in her default outfit, her box shut on the ground next to where she was sitting. the most notable thing about her is her chest is glowing a soft red, like a pulse.
she'll wade in to grab it. leeches do not bother her, her best friend is a leech.]
[ jesus how much of that outfit is just repurposed belts... he's also kind of ?? about the glowing pulse box, but. not at the top of his list of priorities right now! ]
Thanks, you're a lifesaver! [ trots along behind her and points it out more clearly from his safe leech-free spot on the swampbank (where shrek keeps his money) once they're closer to it. ]
Iiiit's that one there! [ ... ] At least I think it is?
[ actually he has no idea WHY he thinks that, when it's not even a particularly cute box. it's just a vibe. weird. ]
Thanks, you're a lifesaver! [ trots along behind her and points it out more clearly from his safe leech-free spot on the swampbank (where shrek keeps his money) once they're closer to it. ]
Iiiit's that one there! [ ... ] At least I think it is?
[ actually he has no idea WHY he thinks that, when it's not even a particularly cute box. it's just a vibe. weird. ]
[probably a good bit of it, nomura just came in like here i've collected these from other games (no)
anyway, she grabs said box, and wrinkles her nose as she comes out of the water. hands him the box. and then sits down to pick leeches off her legs. ugh.]
You know how to open it, yeah?
anyway, she grabs said box, and wrinkles her nose as she comes out of the water. hands him the box. and then sits down to pick leeches off her legs. ugh.]
You know how to open it, yeah?
[ applauds and then accepts his box!!! sorry about your leeches.
he had not actually considered how he would open this box before this point, but now that she's brought it up, the answer is suddenly there in his head, even though it's weird as hell. ]
I... feel like I do...
...Kinda creepy.
he had not actually considered how he would open this box before this point, but now that she's brought it up, the answer is suddenly there in his head, even though it's weird as hell. ]
I... feel like I do...
...Kinda creepy.
Real creepy. [she agrees, amused.]
Want a leech? [don't just offer that]
Want a leech? [don't just offer that]
[SHE JUST LAUGHS SORRY]
You've gotta get in there somehow!
You've gotta get in there somehow!
I can just give myself a papercut or something, it's fine!!
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Some guy asked to use my claws earlier for it, so that's open to you too, if you want.
[ looks at her claws like, damn, she literally calls them claws ]
Did you do it?
Did you do it?
[ honestly those are not far off from my usual nails lmao ]
Mmmm... I think I'll stick with the paper this time, but thanks for the offer!
[ and then he's going to spend an hour sitting with this locked box while he tries to work up the guts to run a piece of paper over his finger. ]
Mmmm... I think I'll stick with the paper this time, but thanks for the offer!
[ and then he's going to spend an hour sitting with this locked box while he tries to work up the guts to run a piece of paper over his finger. ]
[help to be fair this is a regular human person and not her it's just as close as i could get without booting up the game]
Uh huh. [she is so tempted to just reach over and pinch him to get it over with, but she restrains herself.] What's your name?
Uh huh. [she is so tempted to just reach over and pinch him to get it over with, but she restrains herself.] What's your name?
[ if i wouldn't have to retcon it being a paper cut in other threads i would go for it!! ]
Oh! Todomatsu.
Haha, I guess I kind of skipped the introduction and went right into it...
Oh! Todomatsu.
Haha, I guess I kind of skipped the introduction and went right into it...
You've got a box that's yelling for your attention and we're in a weirdo swamp with leeches, I'll forgive you this time.
[amused.]
I'm Karlach. Nice to meet you, Todomatsu.
[amused.]
I'm Karlach. Nice to meet you, Todomatsu.
[ flopped on a bench by the bonfire because he got sick of the stale clown air real fast
waves... ]
Where'd you end up?
[ do you fit there... ]
waves... ]
Where'd you end up?
[ do you fit there... ]
[not the stale clown air
she'll come over to flop down next to him.]
Mortuary. [makes a FACE.] You?
she'll come over to flop down next to him.]
Mortuary. [makes a FACE.] You?
Whoa, yikes.
Theater, which... apparently could be worse.
Theater, which... apparently could be worse.
It's not that bad, we've got blankets.
[ok]
And it's not dirt, and it's not outside! I'll take a coffin over dirt with bugs in. Who else you got with you?
[ok]
And it's not dirt, and it's not outside! I'll take a coffin over dirt with bugs in. Who else you got with you?
[ that icon is so hot ]
Haha... yeah, I guess that much is true...
[ though he's pretty sure there are still bugs and rats hiding out in his shitty clownhole. ]
Um... Alfyn-san, Erin-san, Camille-san, and that little red-haired punk.
Haha... yeah, I guess that much is true...
[ though he's pretty sure there are still bugs and rats hiding out in his shitty clownhole. ]
Um... Alfyn-san, Erin-san, Camille-san, and that little red-haired punk.
[resists urge to make an on fire joke]
That's not too bad! Except for leeches, that punk. [yes this is the nickname she has bestowed upon him] He giving you a hard time?
That's not too bad! Except for leeches, that punk. [yes this is the nickname she has bestowed upon him] He giving you a hard time?
Yes!!! He tried to kick me into the fire when we first got here, and he's still being super annoying and rude!
[i foresee another game of having to pick ori's character up by the ankles, upside down]
Gods. Well, listen, if he tries that again, come get me and I'll set him straight. [threat]
Gods. Well, listen, if he tries that again, come get me and I'll set him straight. [threat]
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