[ i hope he’s looking for something like love island. shu just stops in the doorway for a moment — and then curiosity gets the better of him and he wanders over. ]

Looking for something?

[ he moves pretty quietly. hello. ]

[ whoa, he definitely startles at that. but since he (thankfully) hasn't found what he was looking for, he's got nothing to hide!!! so. it's fine. ]

A-ah... yeah, I just wanted to see if they had... um, some stuff from home.

[ eric is he looking for porn. ]

… Like?

[ not at this moment but it's absolutely next on his list ]

A couple of anime series they had on Cr*nchyroll... Anyway, it doesn't seem like they have the ones I'm looking for! Licensing issues, I guess. Too bad!

[ he seems pretty relieved by it, actually. ]

[ hoo boy. ]

Like the cartoons? [ shu. ] Does licensing even count in space?

Yeah, those.

[ shrugs ]

Probably? Though I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be getting any royalties out of this.

... Why would you get royalties?

For them using my likeness for this whole Space F*dEx thing.

...

I'm pretty sure you can't just charge likeness fees to the Eudora because they picked you up.