24 February 2024 @ 09:06 pm
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matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: wait a minute that's the wrong music[personal profile] drymonster on February 25th, 2024 02:43 am (UTC)
weekend 0, saturday
[ todomatsu is hanging out at the observation deck, though he's actually ignoring the view of space in favor of the information on this new watch thing at the moment, comparing each person who comes in to their profile picture (who used beautycam??) and briefly skimming their info for anything that seems useful.

when this guy comes in... jeez. he's torn between laughing at how aggressively edgelordy this profile sounds and thinking that actually, maybe he should leave. weird vibes here. ]
scien brofiise。: ✧ take my hand[personal profile] egodist on February 25th, 2024 03:15 am (UTC)
[scien IS an edgelord i think todomatsu should say it

that said scien picks up on the weird vibes and based on what information just released, he'll hazard a guess - ]


Oh? Should I dissect you next?

[is he joking? he's probably joking.]
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: you make me sick[personal profile] drymonster on February 25th, 2024 04:00 am (UTC)
[ hey it's your vibes that are weird his are perfectly normal!!! please!! ]

Paaaass.
scien brofiise。: ✧ that you've fattened up deliciously[personal profile] egodist on February 25th, 2024 04:23 am (UTC)
No? I could give you four arms, or even a face that doesn't obviously broadcast your judgment to the world.
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: mmm WILD fantasies[personal profile] drymonster on February 25th, 2024 08:32 pm (UTC)
Nope, I'm happy with the face I have, thanks! I've already got a weird scientist on speed dial anyway.
scien brofiise。: ✧ and you want them back[personal profile] egodist on February 25th, 2024 08:47 pm (UTC)
Are you sure you're not the bizarre one...

[the audacity to say this]
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: well are we surprised[personal profile] drymonster on February 25th, 2024 09:13 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure.
scien brofiise。: ✧ i made a deal with the demons[personal profile] egodist on February 25th, 2024 10:52 pm (UTC)
Why keep up a relation with a mad scientist?
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: can it be a conventional earth weapon[personal profile] drymonster on February 25th, 2024 11:24 pm (UTC)
He can come up with some useful inventions sometimes [ and some shitty ones... ] and he's usually pretty willing to help when you go to him with a problem.

[ so you just deal with the fact that all he ever wears is an oversized pair of striped boxer shorts. ]

Anyway, he's more senile than creepy.
scien brofiise。: ✧ killing spree[personal profile] egodist on February 26th, 2024 03:28 am (UTC)
Senile? How old is he?
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: of course i didn't! it was sex![personal profile] drymonster on February 26th, 2024 03:35 am (UTC)
Hmm... Pretty old? He's been bald since the Showa era.
scien brofiise。: ✧ and you want them back[personal profile] egodist on February 26th, 2024 03:36 am (UTC)
[1/2]
That means nothing to—
scien brofiise。: ✧ sounding like a song[personal profile] egodist on February 26th, 2024 03:36 am (UTC)
Bald? Natural hair loss...?
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: well that's very stupid[personal profile] drymonster on February 26th, 2024 03:47 am (UTC)
Yeah...?
scien brofiise。: ✧ i made a deal with the demons[personal profile] egodist on February 26th, 2024 04:59 am (UTC)
And he's not sickly? It's not a medical condition? It's simply from aging?

[nobody should ever be this curious about baldness]
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: why is anyone here[personal profile] drymonster on February 26th, 2024 04:31 pm (UTC)
[ nods ]

That's how it usually goes, I think.
scien brofiise。: ✧ there's nothing real[personal profile] egodist on February 27th, 2024 01:35 am (UTC)
Usually...

What is the average life expectancy where you come from?
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: and i'm like [personal profile] drymonster on March 1st, 2024 11:24 pm (UTC)
[ belatedly answers this now that i see that i fucking missed it!!! ]

Like, 80, I think?