[ imagine if i said this is scawwy ichiban. ]

He better at sports than you?

[ is it ]

Oh god. Yeah, baseball is the love of his life, and he's just got this... insane energy. Does all kinds of things that should not be physically possible.

[ :thonk: ]

C'mon, man, I think that's unfair. Isn't that you too...?

[ HE'S SEEN THE KIND OF SHIT THAT HAPPEN TO MATSUS ]

Okay, but I'm talking about a whole other level here.

Yeah? Gimme an example!

By just like, doing this propeller motion with his arms in a calisthenics class, he kicked up enough wind to cause a literal tornado and destroyed the whole area.

...okay, how big of a tornado are we talking here?

[ NOTE HOW HE DIDN'T JUST SAY "I SEE" ]

[ help me i love you yakuza ]

Uhh, several blocks in diameter? He pulled in some cars and trees. And a cow from somewhere.

That's...a little more extreme than what I was thinking, but I have summoned a storm with the help of a wind shaman before!

You're seriously more of an anime character than I am sometimes.

Which is saying something, Mr. Actual Anime Character.

Yeah, something about you!

Hey, I'll wear that badge with pride! I've always wanted to be a hero, so I guess this is as close as I'll get.

Eh, I think you pull that off well enough even without the anime bullshit.

Shut up, dude. You guys are biased, hehe.