...You know you really don't have to say that name out loud, you can just call it the village.

[ it's embarrassing both to say and to hear. ]

But yeah, in the executions there, they'd give each person a weapon. Or, you know, a "weapon".

[ air quotes. his fucking plastic fork. ]

He got a chainsaw.

It's the official name.

[ You think he doesn't feel stupid, but he's more mentally tired than anything. ]

And you got a fork.

[ sorry sir ]

[ official things can still be bad. ]

I sure did.

... What did your friend have?

[ Maybe if their weapon was like. I don't know. A spoon. ]

Some kind of... spear thing, I think? And claws.

[ and thread but it's embarrassing to say you almost got strangled by fucking thread so he's not acknowledging that one. ]

... This seems incredibly imbalanced.

[ He feels for you, dude. ]

Yeah! I mean, I wasn't the only one that got a dumb non-weapon, to be fair. But it was like, objectively the worst.

[ sighs. ]

How did it work in yours? I wasn't sure if the materializing-weapons-out-of-nowhere thing was from the color place or if that was Anders bringing heaven into the mix somehow.

I still wouldn't know.

[ Whoops. ]

But my assumption is that Heaven would have fantastical executions, too.

What? Why, did you die the first week or something?

Never went through it. Don't remember it. You can pick whichever. They're basically the same.

...So you have no recollection of going through any of this? That's... wow.

[ a long sip of his wine. ]

None whatsoever.

I guess it's probably really weird having everyone around you acting like this is all stuff everyone knows...

You all seem incredibly content with being mentally disturbed, yes.

Haha...

[ SOME OF US HAVE A LOT OF PRACTICE AT THAT FROM HOME TOO ]

Well, if you ever need clarification on something that's happening, let me know and I can try to answer.

[ Totty, you live such a life. May Gojo's belief that you'll strike some day help. ]

Thank you. Honestly, I'm surprised by how resourceful a number of you are even though it's not like there's a lot to do here sometimes. I guess it wouldn't benefit anyone to withhold information of past games, either.