Because the memories are more like secondhand ones, you mean? Or has it actually been a long time for you?

Literal. When I was in Heaven, that was my past life in the Middle Ages.

[ It is... Awkward to think about having ghosted all those people for so long. ]

Oh. Damn.

Do you still have the phone after all that?

The original phone? No.

The contacts just transferred over when I did get a phone in the modern age, though. I guess it's whatever magic jumbo Heaven is capable of.