It'd make for a really nice lounge if you did, but at least you can bring more people along this way.

...Just have to deal with all the birds.

Maybe they'll keep quiet if we bribe them with birdseed...?

Why are there loose animals all over this whole terminal, actually? Like, I know the warnings say "escaped", but escaped from where? No way all of them started out at that restaurant.

Worth a shot.

I don't know. If they did start there, I feel like that has to be some kind of animal cruelty thing.

I mean, I guess technically so is all of us trying to track down a horse to murder it. Though I think we at least have a pretty solid argument for why it deserves it.

Okay, but is it animal cruelty or self-defense if the horse attacks first? I think the law would be on our side here.

I feel like waiting to let that thing attack first would be asking for trouble, but I guess we can always lie and say it did.

[ ... ]

You know, watching horse races is really never going to be the same after this.

It's gonna trample more people, isn't it... There's got to be someone here who knows how to deal with horses.

[ he doesn't watch horse racing so he just raises an eyebrow but also. yeah. ]

At least none of them are blue and evil. Theoretically.