Maybe it just gets you so drunk you pass out and then she beats you up.

No, I think it'd have to be like— all the liquid would just kind of turn to metal and freeze in place mid-splash or something? So you could get sliced by a margarita. Which I guess would at least be a hell of a story for the obituary.

Death by a thousand margarita cuts?

[ interesting. ] That would stick out in the obituary, that's for sure.