Maybe they're worried we're going to get blind drunk and get started too early. It's going to be tragic that half of us are going to smell while it all happens, though.

Has that ever happened in one of these things? Just like, an off-schedule bar fight death?

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I don’t know, actually. Doesn’t it kinda feel like something that could happen, though?

Actually, I guess there's that one that was like, almost nothing but freak accidents on random days. So maybe it wouldn't be completely unprecedented in spirit, at least.