[ i just keep thinking about how hot pockets don't come with the cooking sleeves anymore ]

Nice to meet you! I'm Todomatsu, but you can call me Totty if it's easier!

[ i am learning so much about hot pockets. ]

Got it. [ introductions in the murdergame lobby. what a wild life they all live. ] Guess we all know we're veterans of this now, don't we?

Yeah. The worst crossover special I've ever heard of.

For the kind of reasons you'd get a terrible crossover from, though. Power trip, money, or both.

This one's definitely a power trip though.

Seriously... So much effort for something literally nobody wants.

Who are these people anyway, why did they even know about all of these things?

No one apart from those assholes doing this to us.

[ hmm. ]

Good question. Something with a lot of red tape that can apparently target multiple worlds…? And a lot of people all at once.