[ same tbh. ]

Well, the tunnel's definitely the most exciting thing.

[ the tunnel is so fucking great, it's like a dance club with crazy lights and fog machines with a sit-down coffee bar and a luxury bathroom. ]

We didn't change too much on our side besides getting the entertainment center and board game add-on. It was the Wahoo side that made the big changes; they traded their dorms for two private rooms, so Tama-san and Jonas lived over there and Ichiban was in here with me.

Ichiban, hm?

[ bemused since all he knows is the failed fake dating ]

The tunnel certainly is something. It feels like it's out of a scifi series.

Edited (ICONS) 2025-07-22 03:10 pm (UTC)

Okay, don't hm me, we were roommates for a while in the space game so he already knew how to live with me without annoying me is all. And he's a good bodyguard, which I was kind of in need of for obvious reasons.

He was rather concerned when you got got on the boat. I've never heard a more enthusiastic hithering for a thot in my life.

[ the bemusement emotes spikes sharply ]

Oh my god.

[ starts laughing. fumbles for his phone so ichibans tinny COME HITHER, THOT starts playing ]

Years down the line, this video will be what brings me back from the brink of death. Again.

[ nooo covers his ears with a pillow while radiating waves of embarrassment ]

Aughhh.

[ reaches over to pap him consolingly ]

Thank you for your service.

[ why is this part so much worse than the getting shot in the head part... ]

No problem.......

[ it's here forever ]

At least it worked? And you don't seem to be otherwise affected by any horrific effects.

[ the way no one will ever know if he's possessed by a sex demon because he's already horny all the time under normal circumstances ]

Wouldn't I have just come back in a few hours anyway?? [ ughhhh. ] I guess it was an achievement, at least.

[ maybe he was the sex demon all along ]

But think about all the bullshit you could've missed out on! And the knowledge that we got an achievement just for you. [ ... taps his nose ]

Have fun explaining that.

I am not explaining this to anyone.

Same here.

[ but Somebody is gonna do it ]

[ then i will kill them.

sighs. ]

Anyway. The tunnel is awesome.