[ is he already nose deep in whatever trashy books are available? maybe! but sqq does glance over and recoil just as fast. why do they need ass pants to go with their ass coffee!? ]

Either someone has a sense of humor, or they didn't bother to think about it until it was too late.

There's no way. I mean, how is that even an acronym for Allstars?

[ in the most engrish tone ]

A'...Sta...Su....?

Nope, no ta allowed. See, it's stupid. If it was all the consonants that would be one thing, but they're obviously picking and choosing.

[ dry ]

My money is on they thought it was funny.