[follows his gaze to the tree.]

... You're staring at it. What is it?

The place where I had the dumbest curfew of my life.

Also that tree is an asshole.

[slowly raises an eyebrow at him.]

It's a tree. What makes it an asshole?

Someone messed with it and it threw a tantrum and teleported every single person to some random place that night.

Hm.

Did you found out who did it?

...I honestly don't remember?

[ squints at this tree. he's sure he asked about this at some point. ]

I think... maybe it was that it was already mad about some people stealing from it, and then when someone got killed on its turf it was the straw that broke the camel's back.

So you pissed it off by messing with its property.

Okay, don't say you. I never touched the thing!

How would I know? I wasn't there.