Just to be clear, you don't know me, right?

[...

she squints REALLY hard at his face.

and then, after a long ass pause--]

Ah. You. Weren't you bald before?

Wh— no??

You were.

I wasn't!!!

[ well he probably was at some point in his anime that he can't remember right now but

also it is registering with him what she's probably actually talking about here and he groans. ]

Ugh... Did the person you're thinking of have dark sunglasses and a leather jacket and a habit of saying the dumbest shit in the world because he obviously just thinks it sounds cool?

He was an idiot, yes.

[the way she is saying this to his face while still thinking that was him.]

Yeah, okay, that's a relative of mine who just happens to look similar to me. Please erase everything he ever said or did from your memory.

Why should I?

Why wouldn't you? Do you really think he's worth the space he's taking up?

It's my memory to do with as I please, human.

But if you have something to offer in return, maybe I could forget about your face on that buffoon's body.

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[ and maybe i could forget about you looking like gaston, but i won't, he thinks ]

Like what?

If it's important that I forget, then you can surely think of something.

I don't even know what kinds of things you're interested in, how am I supposed to come up with an offer you'd like?

[she sighs.]

Fine. Then you'll owe me one. A favor for a favor is a fair trade, no?