Yeah, it is exhausting having to be the sanest person in that family. And then I'm the one who keeps getting dragged into this crap??

You're long-suffering; that's likely why. The fates enjoy laughing at those who have sane reactions to being in insane situations.

[You are the straight man (comedic) (real) Totty...]

That sounds right.

[ huffs. ]

Makes even more sense with this one, I guess, since they're so big on the entertainment aspect.

Just think: you might have a gaggle of adoring fans out there somewhere who watch the show just to see what grievances you'll suffer in any given day.

[He'd feel pity but he is also in this boat.]

[ a little snort of a laugh. ]

Oh, I already had that long before I came here.

Wow... You really are the exact kind of person they were probably looking for, aren't you?

[The pity he gazes upon this man with.]

Apparently.

Too bad you already have a plan for that ink, or you could well write in a clause to keep interdimensional kidnappers out of your home.

I don't know, maybe I'll manage to work something like that in. I'm still trying to figure out the best way of wording it within the limits.

It'd be wise if you can manage it. Who wants to end up like that boy with the dragon?

[RUPERT YOUR TRIPLE MURDERGAMES.]