31 May 2025 @ 10:06 pm
crau3 pcs: scaramouche  
i'm afraid of these combined vibes
Tags: ,
 
 
( Post a new comment )
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: can it be a conventional earth weapon[personal profile] drymonster on June 12th, 2025 02:25 am (UTC)
[ help he didn't find out about the satan thing until another thread after this so i guess here he's just going to be like alex??? uh sure okay maybe she has connections. and not ask questions lmfao ]

...? Okay, I'll do that.

Come to think of it, it was pretty random in most of these things, wasn't it? So I guess it's actually kind of impressive that the auditors were able to be so precise in bringing us here specifically when a lot of us were already back in our own worlds. Not that I like saying positive things about them, but. Sort of says something about their capabilities.

[ well. unless they just already returned the randos they accidentally picked up off the street in the process, i guess. ]
what name will it be this week?? (it's sprunkle): ausonia[personal profile] nascens on June 12th, 2025 03:59 am (UTC)
[So valid of him. Sometimes you just get directed toward a teen girl when talking about Hell in all its mediocre glory and don't ask questions about it.

It would be frankly hilarious to think of them just going through a bunch of randos like "hmmm nope. nah, not this one. not this one either". He just crosses his arms, looking faintly irate.]


For all we know, we have some sort of marker now that bizarre inter-dimensional beings can pick up on, now that we've been through one of these things each. Maybe it's less impressive than it seems.

[He's just saying this because he doesn't want to give these fuckers ANYTHING.]
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: i'm saying... things... aren't relative[personal profile] drymonster on June 12th, 2025 02:16 pm (UTC)
[ he's just impressed and disappointed that they didn't get him confused with one of his more annoying brothers and take them instead... ]

Huh. Yeah, I guess maybe that could be true. Let's go with that, then.

[ tries not to think of it like an alien probe situation. ]
what name will it be this week?? (it's sprunkle): mors somnus[personal profile] nascens on June 12th, 2025 11:14 pm (UTC)
[yuul when she took a picture of the wrong brother earlier today]

To that end, there should be some way to throw idiots like these auditors off of our trails. That mousy boy has already been to three of these; I don't want to become that.

[NOT THE ALIEN PROBE. Meanwhile his ass out here like surely we can just figure out the technology to build a forcefield or something, damn.]
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: that's some kind of sex[personal profile] drymonster on June 13th, 2025 01:32 am (UTC)
[ help me do you know which color one it was ]

Ugh, seriously. It's like playing in these stupid games is practically your occupation at that point.

[ though he guesses he's technically been in three himself now, even if he doesn't remember one of them. is this HIS occupation now??? this is not how he wanted to escape NEEThood ]

Hopefully we can figure something out if we get a better idea of what they're doing.
what name will it be this week?? (it's sprunkle): atlas[personal profile] nascens on June 13th, 2025 02:31 am (UTC)
[THE BLUE ONE]

It's just pathetic.

[IS IT. Rip to the people who have been yoinked into multiple places and had to go through the gauntlet more than twice and also the many people who got amnesia about it, couldn't be his ass. He sighs, setting his hands on his hips and glancing around the place again for a moment.]

The general aim of some is to uncover as much as possible about the auditors so we can avoid a third repeat, but we all know how these things go.
matsuno todomatsu (゚ε^* )彡☆: and i'm like [personal profile] drymonster on June 14th, 2025 01:46 am (UTC)
[ HELP THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM HERE WITH THE WENIS CAST... MISTAKEN FOR KARAMATSU ]

Sounds like a reasonable thing to try for, at least. Is that your aim, or are you just trying to get through it and leave?

Edited 2025-06-14 01:46 am (UTC)
what name will it be this week?? (it's sprunkle): belenos[personal profile] nascens on June 14th, 2025 02:07 am (UTC)
[HELP DESTINED FOR THIS OOCLY AND ICLY]

The idea of a council of smug idiots making us all dance to the tune of their circus music for two months and then setting us back out into the vast expanse of multiple realities for little more than their own personal enjoyment does grate. I won't be torn up about it if we don't get the chance to bleed them dry, but it would be a nice bonus.

[Sometimes the rage monster just wins.]