[ he may check but he will not find one. ]

Huh...? I mean, it's been— how long has it been?

[ Wtf wtf wtf

He drops his hand... also these puncture wounds are like. Animal wounds then?? ]

...Barely a day. I only just say you last evening at the maypole dance.

Um...

You appear to be lacking a pulse.

[ he frowns and rubs his head. ]

Oh... yeah, I guess if it was really two months the ritual would have happened already...

[ well. has daan seen dracula.

he doesn't say much of anything to that revelation. he hadn't realized it, but he's not exactly surprised by it either. ]

...Mm.

[ Debatable whether the movie would exist in his world but you know what actually might exist unironically for real? Actual vampires. So...... well anyway the concept of vampires definitely exists. ]

Yes, probably. Maybe you're suffering the effects of some kind of hallucinogen...?