It's like fruit juice and wine! Something about turning something into alcohol somehow always makes it less sweet.

[ She'd be down for a sugary cocktail here and there though. She isn't a hardass who's all like, vodka or bust! ]

I meant more in the sense of things like, I had to explain what a bus was to someone, and I still remember you trying to explain phones to me -- but thet weird physical distortions and stuff are pretty wacky too.