space coast pcs: scien

[drymonster]

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[drymonster]

Nope, I'm happy with the face I have, thanks! I've already got a weird scientist on speed dial anyway.

[egodist]

Are you sure you're not the bizarre one...

[the audacity to say this]

[drymonster]

I'm pretty sure.

[egodist]

Why keep up a relation with a mad scientist?

[drymonster]

He can come up with some useful inventions sometimes [ and some shitty ones... ] and he's usually pretty willing to help when you go to him with a problem.

[ so you just deal with the fact that all he ever wears is an oversized pair of striped boxer shorts. ]

Anyway, he's more senile than creepy.

[egodist]

Senile? How old is he?

[drymonster]

Hmm... Pretty old? He's been bald since the Showa era.

[1/2]

[egodist]

That means nothing to—

[egodist]

Bald? Natural hair loss...?

[drymonster]

Yeah...?

[egodist]

And he's not sickly? It's not a medical condition? It's simply from aging?

[nobody should ever be this curious about baldness]

[drymonster]

[ nods ]

That's how it usually goes, I think.

[egodist]

Usually...

What is the average life expectancy where you come from?

[drymonster]

[ belatedly answers this now that i see that i fucking missed it!!! ]

Like, 80, I think?