scawwy pcs: astarion

[drymonster]

holds your devil hand in my devil hand

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w0, monday

[drymonster]

[ standing outside the church, looking at the bible message in the dirt. ]

What??

[haematocritical]

[ oh.


looks at the message. ]

Oh yes. The cursed book.

[drymonster]

What did it do?

[haematocritical]

Well, I don’t know, I had the good sense not to pick it up after someone kept muttering to themselves and then threw it at me.

[drymonster]

Who did that?

[haematocritical]

Karma.

[ astarion like i will doxx this child on main at every opportunity ]

[drymonster]

Son of a— UGH. That kid is the WORST.

[ ... ]

You don't think he's like, demonically possessed now on top of being a little shit, do you?!

[haematocritical]

I think his natural talent at being a little shit is probably fighting for control with whatever possessed him when he grabbed that book.

[ yahoo. ]

[drymonster]

Fuuuuuck...

[haematocritical]

Although he did throw it into the pyre and it vanished, so! Maybe that killed any linger aftereffects.

[ other than karma being karma. ]

[drymonster]

God......



...You know, actually, I don't think I could pick a side to root for in that battle.

[haematocritical]

Well… the cursed text doesn’t have legs to follow you around with.

[drymonster]

[ nods... ]

Okay, yeah, that's a point for the demon...

[haematocritical]

Now there's something I didn't think I'd hear here.

[drymonster]

Yeah, me neither, but here we are.

[ sometimes a middle schooler is just so annoying that demons start looking like good company in comparison ]

[haematocritical]

[ i mean.

i mean. this is fair, the demon might be calmer and more controlled. ]

Here we are indeed. I imagine cults and kidnapping and whatever is happening with monsters didn't happen to be on your to do list for the day either.