scawwy pcs: astarion

[drymonster]

holds your devil hand in my devil hand

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[drymonster]

[ yeah........... accepts this positive shift in topic because they don't need their tired vibes making each other even more tired ]

That is a big plus, yeah! And clothes and fresh fruit... lots of stuff we've been hoping for!

[haematocritical]

Ignoring the... creepy vibe about the place, it's positively charming compared to half of the places we've been to recently.

[drymonster]

Yeah, as long as you keep your distance from whatever the fuck is going on with that sketchy medical center, it's pretty nice!

[haematocritical]

[ ugh. ]

And the giant machine that spits fire.

[ THAT TOO. ]

[drymonster]

The crematorium?

[haematocritical]

That thing, yes.

[drymonster]

Mm, I guess that doesn't bother me so much in theory since that's what happens to basically everyone after they die where I'm from, but the fact that it's connected to that medical place definitely ramps up the creepy factor.

...Plus I feel like there's a 95% chance someone's going to end up in that thing Thursday night.

[haematocritical]

That's more why I'm concerned. It's a big fire... thing, and we have a habit of finding bodies weekly. Or maybe not this time. [ if there's a thing to BURN BODIES WITH. ]

[drymonster]

Yeahhhh, that's definitely a concern.

...Then again, we've had a lot of places on fire and haven't had a corpse burn up completely yet, so maybe they'll be able to just suspend time as soon as the body hits the fire or something. So it'd be roasted but not vaporized.

[haematocritical]

[ cheerfully: ]

First time for anything!

Unfortunately, that would make it hard to figure out anything that’s happened to the victim. Given they seem to have some control over areas of interest, then maybe you’re onto something — there really is no reason we were able to find any of Kanda, realistically speaking.

A hungry bear wouldn’t have politely left enough for us to get a body report from.